[[The Eiffel Tower can be seen, lit up against the night lights with the Phoenix Wrestling Revolution ring underneath it. The thousands of fans lucky enough to get a ticket have left standing room only within the tightly packed perimeter. The PWR guardrails do not look like they can hold the crowd...The roar is deafening...In the center of the ring, a giant light suddenly appears, spotlighting none other than Grammy Award winning recording artist, Kanye West. A mixture of reactions comes from the capacity crowd.]]
Kanye West: Yo, PWR... I'm gonna let you guys have your pay per view in a minute, but I just wanted to say that--- PHOENIX WRESTLING REVOLUTION... IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!
[[A roar of approval shoots up from the crowd. Music begins to play. Fans of Kanye West instantly recognize the beat of "Streetlights" as he starts to sing.]]
::Let me know, do I still got time to grow?::
::Things ain't always set in stone::
::That being, now let me know::
::Let me::
[[Huge high definition screens hanging over the ring explode to life. Alyssa Lee and King Karnival are shown brawling, arguing over who the absence of their former mentor, Jinx. The words "No Disqualifications - No Count Outs" appear and then an image of the two of them fills the screen.]]
::Seems like street lights glowing::
::Happened to be just like moments passing in front of me::
::So I hopped in the cab and I paid my fare::
::See, I know my destination, but I'm just not there::
[[Axel the Shark is seen struggling with his mask on several occasions and then suddenly coming to life, using moves he's never used to before, most notably the flip piledriver which is shown in slow motion as it drops Maddox Spahn Nosnam from the ring apron to the floor, injuring him. Axel is then shown arguing and brawling with The Final Solution. Riki Honma and Torch are shown brawling, then both are showing destroying Arcadia Selha. Christopher Moore is shown in his debut match, his smug smile present as he has his hand lifted in victory. The PWR Armored Core Title is shown and then an image of all four men with the belt in the middle. The words "If Axel the Shark doesn't win, he must unmask!" appears underneath.]]
::All the street lights glowing::
::Happened to be just like moments passing in front of me::
::So I hopped in the cab and I paid my fare::
::See, I know my destination, but I'm just not there::
[[Major General David "Bones" McCoy is shown, which brings a huge reaction from the members of the United States Marines Corp who are seated in the front row. McCoy is shown being beaten by The Final Solution, then pushing them all off and taking them down, only to have Rory O'Connell appear behind him and drop him. Alexander McIntyre is shown joining in on the attack, which leaves McCoy bloody and battered in the ring. McCoy is then shown in the back, pushing his way through The Final Solution to deliver his message to Rory O'Connell and Alexander McIntyre. An image of both men appears, and then the words "If Rory O'Connell Loses, He Must ENLIST in the United States Army" appears, which brings another huge reaction from the crowd.]]
::In the streets, in the streets::
::I'm just not there in the streets::
::I'm just not there::
::Life's just not fair::
[[El Gallego is shown calling for a rematch with William only to be interrupted by Ian Credible. Ian Credible cracks a few jokes and then Chris Chaos is shown brutalizing El Gallego from behind. The screen then shows El Gallego and Ian Credible trying to get their hands on each other, over and over, only to be restrained by security. An image of both men appears on the screen.]]
::Seems like street lights glowing::
::Happened to be just like moments passing in front of me::
::So I hopped in the cab and I paid my fare::
::See, I know my destination, but I'm just not there::
[[Black Death is shown being pinned at CWC Golden Dreams and then Robb McBride is shown lifting the PWR Revolution X Championship belt overhead. The words "Number One Contender for the Revolution X Championship" appears across the screen as Black Death is shown brawling with Josh Madrid and Romulus. Romulus is then shown being booted out of The Final Solution with Josh Madrid staring at him and laughing. Black Death is then shown saving Romulus from an attack by The Final Solution, only to have Romulus turn on him. The three angry competitors are shown in an image with the PWR Revolution X Championship belt appearing in the middle with a giant broken question mark on it.]]
::All the street lights glowing::
::Happened to be just like moments passing in front of me::
::So I hopped in the cab and I paid my fare::
::See, I know my destination, but I'm just not there::
[[Robb McBride is again shown, this time returning to PWR in full grandeur only to have his momentum stopped by Ryan Ruckus who holds up his contract. Robb McBride is then shown attacking Tj Jones and Arkia Fisk, each time with a look of anger and sadness on his face as he does it. He stares at Ryan Ruckus with anger and hatred, shaking with contempt for the man who has enslaved him. Tj Jones and Arkia Fisk are shown with the PWR Tag Team Championship belts around their waist, arguing with Robb McBride and trying to reason with him, only to have Ryan Ruckus order Robb McBride to attack them. The four are shown in an image with the PWR Tag Team Championship belts in the middle of the image and then the words "PWR Tag Team Championship" appears.]]
::All the street lights glowing::
::Happened to be just like moments passing in front of me::
::So I hopped in the cab and I paid my fare::
::See, I know my destination, but I'm just not there::
[[Chris Chaos is shown receiving his guaranteed contract for a shot at the PWR World Heavyweight Title.]]
::All the street lights glowing::
::Happened to be just like moments passing in front of me::
::So I hopped in the cab and I paid my fare::
::See, I know my destination, but I'm just not there::
[[William is shown raising the PWR World Heavyweight Championship belt overhead.]]
::All the street lights glowing::
::Happened to be just like moments passing in front of me::
::So I hopped in the cab and I paid my fare::
::See, I know my destination, but I'm just not there::
[[William and Chris Chaos are then shown brawling with each other, the bitter blood feud escalating week after week until finally it is revealed that they will face off in a three stages of hell match for the PWR World Heavyweight Title. Their faces are shown, along with the words - "1st Fall - Clockwork Orange" - "2nd Fall - Barbed Wire Dog Collar Match" - "3rd Fall - I Quit Match." The image of the two erupts onto the screens with the PWR World Heavyweight Championship belt in the middle of them.]]
::In the streets, in the streets::
::I'm just not there in the streets::
::I'm just not there::
::Life's just not fair, life's just not fair::
[[The music subsides.]]
Kanye West: PARIS... ARE YOU READY!?!!
[[The fans cheer, a huge PWR, PWR, PWR chant erupts and Kanye West points to Road Block and Frederick Alpine sitting at ringside. The spotlight shifts to them and then the lights come on. Kanye West makes his way towards the back.]]
Alpine: Welcome to Paris, France... WELCOME TO PWR UNDER THE CITY LIGHTS III!!! I'm here alongside Road Block, enjoying the sights of Paris, France, this beautiful tower and now we're going to cover it all in blood!
Road Block: I'm just really excited to see how well they rebuilt the Eiffel Tower after Cobra blew it up last summer!
Alpine: That was a movie...
Road Block: Duh, it was the greatest documentary of ALL TIME! Cobra's more over than Osama Bin Laden, hey I think I see Storm Shadow over there!
Alpine: That's an 8 year old Vietnamese girl...
Road Block: Oh yeah, now that you mention it she does look like one of my ex-girlfriends...
Alpine: Okay then... Ladies and gentlemen, we are moments away from starting up the action in what is guaranteed to be one of the most exciting pay per views in PWR history... Speaking of history, this is one pay per view that has quite a bit of history. PWR is the only wrestling company out there that gets the exclusive rights to perform underneath the Eiffel Tower. It is a unique experience unlike any other, to see it live, outstanding...to compete here, it is ...words can't even express the honor! I've been at all three of them, and I'm happy to be here tonight.
Road Block: Don't get all sappy on us Alpo.
Alpine: Sorry RB, I just think back to the times I've been here...It's such an awesome experience!
Road Block: Let's get to the ring and start the action...
+++
Match 1 - Alyssa Lee v/s King Karnival
No Disqualifications - No Count Outs
+++[[As soon as the bell rang, King Karnival charged Alyssa Lee and took her down with a tackle. He landed several hard shots in her face as she struggled to get up. He finally let up with the punches, just so he could stomp her in the face. Alyssa Lee rolled out of the ring and King Karnival dove to the outside, narrowly missing Alyssa Lee and colliding violently with the ground.]]
Alpine: King Karnival took a dive straight on his head!
Road Block: He put it all on the line to finish her and he missed. Skull, meet cement!
[[Alyssa Lee grabs King Karnival by the head and sends him skull first into the steel guard rail. King Karnival's skull is busted open. Alyssa Lee sends him face first into the steel steps and he grabs his head. Alyssa Lee catches him from behind and suplexes him backwards into the steel steps, driving him hard into them.]]
Alpine: Alyssa Lee is dominating this match now!
Road Block: She's rockin' his world! This has already turned bloody! The streets of Paris are going to be dyed red with blood tonight!
[[King Karnival staggers up to his feet and Alyssa Lee rolls him into the ring. As he stands up, she bounces off of the ropes with Trashed & Scattered, her springboard lionsault which connects with King Karnival and takes him down. He pulls him up and executes Last Kiss on him. Alyssa Lee goes up top...]]
Alpine: She's going for the Femme Fatale!!!
[["Ready, Set, Go" by Tokio Hotel suddenly begins to play.]]
Alpine: JINX'S MUSIC!!!
Road Block: We saw this on Justice. It stopped the match...
[[Alyssa Lee turns, still standing on the top rope. She stares at the entrance. King Karnival comes to his feet and pulls Alyssa Lee off the top rope and throws her on his shoulders.]]
Alpine: King Karnival isn't fooled this week! He pulled Alyssa Lee off the top rope... He's setting her up for the Main Attraction...
[[King Karnival suddenly drops Alyssa Lee as the crowd goes ballistic. The outline of Jinx can be seen through the smoke. After a couple of seconds, Alyssa Lee stands to her feet. The two of them watch the entrance as Jinx appears.]
Alpine: It's JINX! He's really here!
Road Block: He doesn't look happy, that's for sure!
[[Jinx makes his way to the ring. He rolls into the ring and looks around the arena, then pulls a microphone from his jack. Alyssa Lee and King Karnival both back away into opposite corners and stare in disbelief.]]
Jinx: Did-ya miss me!?
[[The crowd goes ballistic again, a mixture of cheers and boos for the controversial superstar, often referred to as Sick Bastard.]]
Jinx: For weeks now there have been hints... What happened to me? Did I get retreat into the darkest part of my mind and disappear forever? Was I taken against my will? If so, by who? Why? ...I'll tell you who, and I'll tell you why...
[[The crowd grows quiet.]]
Jinx: A larger scheme is at play here than anyone realizes. Larger than Wilkins can imagine...Larger than Exile can joke about... I was kidnapped by The Viking King...
[[A large collective gasp can be heard.]]
Alpine: The Viking King!?
[[Jinx looks at Alyssa Lee and King Karnival.]]
Jinx: You two need to put aside your differences, our differences...and come with me. It's the only way you will survive what's coming. When the time comes, we will be the only thing that can save PWR.
[[King Karnival and Alyssa Lee look at each other and then at each other. They nod in agreement.]]
Jinx: The Viking King kidnapped me so that I would be forced to forfeit the CWC World Heavyweight Title... A belt that I was robbed of when I could not appear at CWC Golden Dreams. This runs deeper than Phoenix Wrestling Revolution... To The Viking King, I say this... You're building an army? So am I... When I come for you, nobody will be able to stop me. Let that sink in, because it's the truth...
[[Jinx drops the microphone and heads towards the back. The camera follows him as he does. As he gets backstage, he heads straight towards a waiting armored truck. He opens the door as Skip Sanders comes running up.]]
Skip Sanders: Jinx! Jinx, a word please.
[[Jinx stops and spins around.]]
Jinx: What do you want, bug!?
[[Skip Sanders is taken aback for a second.]]
Skip Sanders: Well..uh... I just wanted to know if I could get some more information about what you were just talking about... Are you leaving?
[[Jinx nods.]]
Jinx: Tonight is not the night for confrontation.
[[Jinx points at a limousine sitting parked ominously in the shadows of the backstage area.]]
Jinx: Tonight is his night...
[[Jinx climbs up in the armored truck. King Karnival and Alyssa Lee both climb in with him and the truck speeds off into the night.]]
Alpine: Wow! So it sounds like this is all about The Final Solution and The Viking King!
Road Block: If The Final Solution has made an enemy of Jinx, I would say that they are in a heap of shit.
Alpine: Could you imagine if Jinx's army united with McCoy, Tj Jones, Arkia Fisk, Black Death... They would be unstoppable!
Road Block: It would be...amazing.
Alpine: Right... Our Armored Core Championship Match is coming up next.
Road Block: Yeah, The Shark’s face is on the line, his identity, his mask and all that yadda yadda....
Alpine: What I think Road Block is trying to say that amongst these four talented competitors in our next match, not only will the PWR’s Armored Core Championship be at stake but Axel The Shark’s mask will be up for grabs as well. No matter who gets the win, if it’s not Axel The Shark, his face will be exposed to the world...
Road Block: Yeah it’s like a forced Civil War for all you comic nerds out there that get what I am saying, we’ll find out tonight if Axel The Shark is a freelance photographer in his free time.
Alpine: Hmmmm...well I think we’ve spoken enough about the match, let us get right to it! Let’s take you down to ringside where Veronika Starr is waiting!!!!
PWR Armored Core Championship Match
Riki Honma (c) vs Torch vs Christopher Moore vs Axel The Shark[[After all four competitors make their way into the ring. The referee checks all four men over to look for any illegal objects. He finds none and Veronika Starr walks out of the ring as the referee holds aloft the Armored Core Championship and then hands it to a ringside attendant. Calling for the bell, the action immediately begins as all three challengers work things the methodical way by targeting Honma as the bell is barely done ringing. With an early advantage on the skyscraper of a PWR Armored Core Champion, we see Honma get taken down to his knees for a brief moment. The fans are airing their concerns for the popular titleholder as we see him lost in a sea of aggressive opponents. Suddenly the brute powers out of this three on one assault as we see him let out a vicious yell as he starts. As he counters the opening assault he takes down Moore with a haymaker, he short arm clotheslines Axel The Shark and then he Yakuza kicks Torch. Honma then starts to go after Christopher Moore. In the meantime, Axel The Shark staggers up and picks up a vulnerable Torch. All hell breaks loose.]]
Road Block: HONMA SMASH PUNY HUMANS!!!
Alpine: Road Block, would you mind not reading comic books before a match, this is some great action and I’d like to have a color man that tries to stay somewhat relevant, this is the problem we had with the last guy!
Road Block: Hey Alpie, I like to call them graphic novels....pfft!
Alpine: Indeed...anyhow PWR fans, this match is total chaos now as all four men are taking a proactive role in this bout as Honma overpowers Christopher Moore, while the Torch and Axel The Shark trade blows. What will come next?!
[[Christopher Moore braves the brunt of what Honma is bringing although the dominant Armored Core Champion is doing a spectacular job of showing why he has held the title for this long. A backhand chop finds no effect on Honma who continues to just charge after Christopher Moore. In the meanwhile, Torch gets the upper hand on Axel the Shark as he catches him with a snapping european uppercut and from there locks up and delivers a series of chain suplexes. The ring literally shakes as the four men pound away on each other. Honma goes to pick up Moore for a powerbomb but somehow Moore is able to spin around in mid air and take him down with a one handed bulldog. Honma’s fall to the mat is so sudden that it nearly takes Torch and Axel off their own feet. Moore then uses this opportunity to jump up to the ropes and fly off the top rope with a missile drop kick on both Axel The Shark and Torch to break up their lock up. However on the way down the gigantic Honma finds a way to summon enough energy and reach for Moore but fails to latch on to him. But it’s enough to take him off course as all Moore has a rough landing. But with Honma still feeling the effects of the bulldog he can’t capitalize on a downed Moore as all four men crawl across the ring as they muster themselves back up into action. Eventually all four rise back up and try to triple team Honma. With a combined effort Honma goes right into the ropes and comes at all three at full force, Torch takes the chance to run into the opposite ropes to meet Honma at full force, but Honma catches him as he turns this precarious position into a spinebuster. In the meantime a furious knee lift comes from Moore as he knocks Axel silly. Honma continues to go to work on Torch as he picks him up in the air and catches him with a Lethal Lottery and then the pinfall. By this point, Moore’s attention is on Axel as the referee begins the count. Amy Skye-Williams slaps the mat to get Moore’s attention and points to the situation as Tina Peterson looks out to cheer Axel. Moore takes notice of the pinfall and charges at Honma.]]
1...
2....
3....NO...KICKOUT!!!
Alpine: Honma was in a hair of retaining, but the managerial skills of Amy Skye-Williams was enough to inform Christopher Moore as he pounds Honma with a double axe handle as the self professed “King Of The World” breaks up the pinfall attempt.
[[Axel the Shark then sneaks up from behind and schoolboys Christopher Moore as Honma gets back up from his pinfall attempt and whips Torch into the corner. The referee then begins the count as Honma tries to sprint towards the direction of Moore and Axel The Shark.]]
1....
2...
3...KICKOUT!
Road Block: The Japanese Giant is still smashing on those puny humans but man his reach is a little offer, Moore was able to kick out of that Pearl Harbor job of a pin with little effort!
Alpine: Well, Honma must do whatever it takes to retain, he doesn’t need to be defeated himself to lose this title. This contest is a fall to the finish!
Road Block: Yeah I think Vernoika Starr established that already genius.
[[Torch then sneaks back out of the corner as Honma grabs both Axel and Moore back the neck Axel’s mask is visibly pulled won past his eyes and his visibility is horrible limited as Honma takes one second too late to execute a double chokeslam. As Torch comes back from behind the clips Honma’s knee and sends him crashing to the mat on the attacked area of his body. Moore then charges after Torch but he backbody drops Moore, and then he catches Axel The Shark off guard with a Backdraft and goes for the quick cover.]]
1....
2....
3...KICKOUT
Alpine: My word this is the third consecutive near fall and Axel had just enough gusto to kick out! Simply Amazing! Can he even still see with his mask pulled down like that. Tina Peterson is shown giving an applause to her man! Amazing perseverance! AMAZING!
Road Block: Yuck if I wanted to see this schlock I’d go watch Popeye...that skank Axel has in his corner makes Olive Oyl look like Big Bertha....geez!
Alpine: Another inapproriate and inrelevant slant from our favorite color commentator in professional wrestling, Road Block. The hits just keep coming from this one, but let’s get back to action as Axel The Shark is valiantly fighting back as Honma and Moore continue to brawl and Torch comes right back onto the attack on Axel! This match is completely unpredictable, how will this end...
Road Block: Um, probably not well, it looks like we’re going to have a truce again...
[[In the ensuing chaos the referee gets knocked down and trampled as the three challengers go after Honma and send him straight into the ropes, Tina Peterson is standing out there and Amy Skye Williams looks to be running over to the announcer’s table. Honma valiantly tries to fight off the attack of all three, but is caught with a low blow by Moore and vicious European Uppercut by Torch. Axel then drops to his knees and goes for the “Bite” and he latches down so hard a part of Honma’s attire falls off him and Axel coughs it right up. All three successfully knock over Honma and he lands outside the ring. The referee is still out in the mean time. Some brief infighting ensues again amongst the three challengers but Torch is able to resolve it as they go back to their plan of taking Honma out.]]
Alpine: As unethical as this is , it’s probably the smartest thing to do while the referee is out and Honma is such a big threat that this may be the way to go. But why aren’t we getting another official out here, this is mayhem...
Road Block: Just shut up and enjoy the show, it’s like I’m watching a ringside version of Gulliver’s travels the way these pint sized pukes are taking apart the big Jap! I could relax and enjoy calling matches like this every week if I didn’t have you to keep screwing it up! So just can it, Alpo!
[[Honma is down on the ringside mat and he staggers up as the three opponents are still in the ring. Axel The Shark out of nowhere just races up to the top rope and towards a prone Honma with the Shark Dive...which incites a “holy shit” chant. Torch and Moore then look at each other as if they are ready to lock up but they decide to go outside after Moore connives his way into an idea to share with Torch.]]
Alpine: What is on the collective minds of these two as their human wrecks of opponents are lying outside of the ring.
Road Block: I dunno but they are up to shenanigans I bet...EVIL SHENANIGANS!
Alpine: Hmmm...well that reference is over my head, but I am surprised to see Torch working so closely with someone of Moore’s character or lack thereof. But now they are going to the outside as Moore kicks Axel on his way over to the downed Honma, Tina tries to attack Moore but she gets pushed aside. All the while Amy-Skye Williams continues to sit with us, for reasons we don’ t know.
Road Block: Hey, I’m liking the view, so shut up Alpo and quit your whining...the only time you get this close to something that hot, is when you try to get the stickiness out of the pages of all those Victoria Secret Catalogs you have in your bathroom at home!
[[Axel The Shark is still coming to but he makes it up in time as he sees Torch and Moore each grab a leg of Honma’s as they drag him up the ring steps and onto the corner post. Moore then makes the cue for Amy to come over as he grabs a spool of cabling with her. Axel and Torch wonder what’s going on but they oblige as the referee starts to come too but he’s not quite aware of what’s going on. Tina then starts to attend to Axel as he shows damage from his dive earlier as Torch and Moore just ignore him and Peterson and get assisted in tying up Honma who’s still not all back to reality yet. They then secure him snugly with the cabling and he has nowhere to go.]]
Alpine: What kind of strategy is this?!
Road Block: A good one!
[[Suddenly as Torch turns his back Moore gives him a standing double ax handle and then pounds his head into the security railing, this should come as no shock as Moore then continues his assault.]]
Alpine: WHAT MATTER OF TREACHERY IS THIS?!
Road Block: It’s the PWR baby, anything goes!
[[Moore receives a chorus of boos for his trouble as he executes The Firefight right into the side of the ring steps and knocks Torch out. Axel then sees what's going on and sprints over to Moore and the two start to brawl over the tied up and prone Honma. As they continue to brawl they have no idea that the giant is coming to and without warning he reawakens and grabs both by the neck, both valets are trying to help them men as they assail Honma but it’s to no effect.]]
Alpine: The monster has awoken! This is amazing! How does Honma do this?!
Road Block: Growth hormones they put in this wasabi when he was growing up, that’s my guess!!!!
[[Since the effort is futile, Amy runs back over to the announcer’s table and yanks the Armored Core Title from the time keeper. She then runs back immediately over to Honma and takes out Riki Honma without any consideration and busts him WIDE open!!! Tina Peterson is in horror and without any further warning she suffers the same fate, as blood pours out from Honma’s forehead, Moore is released from his clutches first. Eventually Axel is loosened up as well and Moore takes that opportunity to shift a gasping Axel’s mask to the other side of his head as he is temporarily blinded. Moore then takes the chance to roll him into the ring to attempt to finish this match.]]
Alpine: That harlot Amy Skye Williams is no good, look at this mayhem she has created!!
Road Block: Alright Philip Marlowe, keep acting like we’re in the 1940s...but then with that kind of talk I guess I was right that you are a dick!!!!
Alpine: This isn’t funny Road Block! We have a travesty of justice waiting to occur in this title match and look at the chaos here! Torch is out, Tina Peterson is out! Riki Honma is covered in his own blood!! And the referee is barely alive, and now Moore is signaling for his finisher!!! MY GOD IT CAN’T END THIS WAY!!!
Road Block: Oh but it will....
Alpine: Christopher Moore is picking Axel The Shark up for “The Pulse”! His devastating finisher, and Honma is trying his best to break his binding to the ring post but to little avail thus far, although the cable looks like it’s loosening...but The Shark is being held aloft in the air and is now coming right down at a blinding speed pace and now the mat has felt an intense thud, and somehow Honma has escaped his bound state, but Moore is covering Axel, is it too late, the referee is coming to as Honma tries to slither under the ropes, Torch is also trying to stagger back in but he is too late. In Honma’s case the big man’s agility is shot right now as the circulation to his legs are cut off... Now, the referee begins the count...we just may be moments away from the end of a title reign and a demasking! MY LORD!
1....
2....
3....WE HAVE A NEW ARMORED CORE CHAMPION!!!!
Veronika Starr: Your winner... AND NEW PWR ARMORED CORE CHAMPION... CHRISTOPHER MOORE!
[[As the bell rings, Josh Madrid enters the ring. Axel the Shark is still staggering around. He finally is able to adjust his mask so he can see again. Christopher Moore ...shakes hands with Josh Madrid.]]
Alpine: Wait, what the hell?!
[[Josh Madrid smiles.]]
Josh Madrid: Thank you, Mr. Moore...
[[Axel is fighting with his mask as Christopher Moore raises the PWR Armored Core Title belt overhead.]]
Josh Madrid: After I saw what happened to MSN, I knew I needed to hire someone else to finish this annoying children's mascot once and for all... Christopher Moore is a talented individual who has caught my attention. With MSN out for an undetermined amount of time, I thought it was time to once again grow MY empire... So I would like to introduce you to the newest member of The Final Solution... The NEW PWR Armored Core Champion... Christopher Moore!!!
[[Christopher Moore raises the PWR Armored Core Title overhead again, pointing at himself.]]
Josh Madrid: Now, Mr. Moore if you would...finish the job.
[[Christopher Moore suddenly rushes forward with the PWR Armored Core Title belt, attempting to drill Axel the Shark in the head with it. Axel the Shark grabs the mask and rips it off...]]
Alpine: ALEX RETTOP!!!
Road Block: Holy Shit, it's "The Arbiter"...
Alpine: "The Arbiter" Alex Rettop, formerly of Siberian Wrestling... That explains it!! That explains it all!!
Road Block: Well explain it to us...
Alpine: Alex Rettop is one of the most skilled users of the flip piledriver! He calls it... The AttentionDriver!!!
[[Josh Madrid stares with his mouth open at Alex Rettop who quickly spins around, catching Josh Madrid with a Fireman's Carry and dropping him with Judgment.]]
Alpine: JUDGMENT! His variation of the GTS!
Road Block: I think he broke Christopher Moore's nose!!
[[Josh Madrid quickly exits the ring as Alex Rettop pulls the bleeding Christopher Moore to his feet. He drags him to the apron.]]
Alpine: He's going to do the same thing to him that he did to MSN!
[[Alex Rettop executes the AttentionDriver, dropping Christopher Moore from the apron to the floor.]]
Road Block: That's the move that put MSN out of action, and the reason Josh Madrid had to recruit Christopher Moore to begin with.
[[Alex Rettop stands up and stares at Christopher Moore with an emotionless stare. He picks up a microphone.]]
Alex Rettop: When Siberian Wrestling closed, I knew that I needed a new...cause. A new...purpose. I looked around the country at the various organizations...Something in PWR caught my attention. It was you, and your bunch of hired thugs...The Final Solution.
[[Alex Rettop points at Josh Madrid who is standing at the top of the ramp.]]
Alex Rettop: As quickly as you can add them, I can destroy them.
[[Josh Madrid laughs at bit and says "Oh Really!?" but there is no microphone to pick it up.]]
Alex Rettop: The Final Solution's days are numbered... Tonight is the second coming...
[[Alex Rettop laughs.]]
Alex Rettop: You see, I have pledged myself to General McCoy's cause of ridding Phoenix Wrestling Revolution of you and your scum infested group. I came into PWR as Axel the Shark because it would allow me to get close to you. Nobody takes Axel seriously... He's a comedy act... Using the mask, I exposed you. And what happened when the mask came off? Two of your soldiers have already faced Justice... Two of your soldiers have already been executed... But I'm not the only surprise you're going to have tonight... I said there was a second coming? Just like McCoy said... We've found someone who will not run from you, someone who will not back down... He's coming Josh... He's here!!!
[[The lights start flickering and Josh Madrid starts looking around with a panic. He quickly exits to the back.]]
Alex Rettop: Run away...while you still can.
[[Alex Rettop drops the microphone and looks over at Christopher Moore who is being helped out by medical officials. He climbs to the turnbuckles and the crowd explodes in cheers.]]
Alpine: Tonight is the night! Tonight is the night that we finally turn this all around! The Final Solution will finally fall, they will fall in Paris, France underneath the Eiffel Tower and I hope that we just dig a line of graves and leave them here to rot!
Road Block: Wow, do you hate them that much? It's not like they enslaved you!
Alpine: But they did enslave Arkia Fisk, and they've been nothing but a stain on PWR since they've got here. Now we're dealing with The Viking King? No, hell no. It ends tonight! I can't wait to see who it is!
Road Block: I can only think of one person...
Alpine: Whoever it is, he's got one hell of an army built for him. If General McCoy is willing to follow him, then he must be ...he must be phenomenal.
Road Block: McCoy said... he's a beast...
Alpine: Yeah?
Road Block: Well there's one beast who's under contract to PWR...
Alpine: Oh my God...If it's him...
Road Block: Dude, what if...What if it's Legacy!?
Alpine: Then God have mercy on The Final Solution, because he will have none.
[[Within the confines of a tent, Revolution X Champion Robb McBride sits in deep thought, title belt slung over his shoulder. There is a mixed reaction to his appearance, and he gets up and makes his way out of the tent. As soon as he does, he’s ambushed by Marcus Benjamin.]]
Benjamin: Yo Destiny, can we get some thoughts on tonight’s #1 Contender match for the Rev X Championship?
[[Robb drags his hand over his mouth and sighs heavily before answering the question.]]
McBride: As any true champion worth their salt would do, I'll be keeping my eye on the match. HOWEVER, I'm going to be really frank with you here, Marky Marc: It doesn’t matter who wins tonight’s match, because my intention won’t change. Regardless of whom—HELL, IT COULD BE THE GODDAMN FIN-NISHER, AND I’D STILL TAKE THE SAME FUCKING APPROACH! Black Death, while he had his shot to get the belt back after losing it, I still have to be prepared for him because he’s one of the all-time greats. Madrid, he had his shot at the belt on Golden Justice while Black Death was the champion. However, there's one thing I will give Madrid, as well as Romulus: They’re both hungry bastards right now, especially now that they’re trying to prove something to one another in addition to themselves. Both of them are almost assassin-like in approach, so I still have to be aware of their presence at all times, you know?
Benjamin: But Robb-
McBride: But NOTHING, Marcus. To me, this isn’t about getting into the whole tale of the tape and over-analyzing their every move. Instead, it’s just a matter of being ready for any of them, regardless of where and when. It doesn’t matter WHO I face, I’m walking out as Revolution X Champion, it’s just that simple.
[[As if to make the point, Robb hoists the Revolution X Championship further up his shoulder so that more of it gets into the camera shot.]]
Benjamin: Now Destiny, you’ve been a very vocal figure with regards to the actions of The Final Solution as of late. Do you have any insight as to who could possibly stop them?
McBride: If I did, I’d tell you. However, since I don’t, all I can say is that I hope the reinforcements come soon. PWR’s under siege right now thanks to The Viking King, make no mistake about it. However, it CAN be stopped if the right people come together. If not... Well, bad things can and will happen.
Now, given my own actions as of late, I know that some people will be sceptical of what I’m saying, even though I’m telling the truth. In fact, I get to fight a couple of them tonight in the Platinum Hits. Teige... Arkia... We’ve never really seen eye to eye, and you can think whatever you want about what I’ve said in response to my actions, but I’ve been a straight shooter the entire time. With that in mind, here’s a little more food for thought:
I’m leaving Paris as a double champion, even if I have to deal with the baggage that comes with having a self-absorbed control freak like Ryan Ruckus as a partner. This is my second appearance on Under The City Lights despite being in PWR for less than a calendar year, and I’m NOT making the same mistake I made last year in leaving with nothing.
Don’t get me wrong, I do respect the two of you, but if you’ve got plans on taking another opportunity to bask in the afterglow of another successful title defense... Let’s just say you’ve got another thing coming. Platinum can only bend so far before it reaches a breaking point; once you reach that point, it’ll cost you the Tag Team gold.
[[With that, Robb leaves the tent and heads off in the direction of the Eiffel Tower. In a first, Marcus Benjamin is left speechless as the shot cuts back to Alpine and Road Block on commentary.]]
Alpine: This next match is going to be nothing short of a grudge match. A Boot Camp match for starters, and if Rory O'Connell loses, he has to enlist in the United States Army!
Road Block: I'm surprised McCoy didn't make him enlist in the Corp.
Alpine: Nah, this is McCoy's way of getting rid of O'Connell. It's kind of a career match of sorts for O'Connell... If he loses, he has to change careers!
Road Block: I'm sure McCoy will make sure that he gets to cross paths with O'Connell a time or two!
Alpine: Now, we have a big group of soldiers in the front row, specially the 6th Fleet, Logistical Support Unit, and the 2nd Marine Division! We have over 500 American men and women in uniform attending the event tonight compliments of PWR and our sponsor, Bud Light!
Road Block: It's always good to give back!
Alpine: Backstage earlier, Major General McCoy met with these men and women and told them that no matter what happens tonight, they are not to interfere in this match. I could definitely see that being a concern.
Road Block: That would be a tragedy. Rory would be mauled to death by a sea of Red, White and Dress Blues!
Alpine: The Final Solution will strike again with this next match as Bones is set to go against the man who has been standing in his way for months now, Rory O’Connell.
Road Block: Rory has to join the military if he loses this match?
Alpine: Those are the stakes. Given the seriousness of McCoy this is not a stipulation that I would want to put to the test.
Road Block: I heard Iraq is lovely this time of year.
DAVID BONES MCCOY vs RORY O’CONNELL
PWR BOOT CAMP MATCH
[[As the bell rings, Alexander McIntyre is giving Rory a few pointers until McCoy screams at him to shut up. Distracted by Alexander, Rory gets a running start and nails Bones with a Running knee to the face! Bones is turned around by the move, and stumbles a bit, allowing Rory grab a hold of him from behind, jump up, plant his knees into the small of Bones's back, and fall back, drilling Bones with a Backstabber! As Bones McCoy is on the mat, Rory gets a side mount on his opponent, and starts going to town, deliver a volley of Elbows and Knees to the exposed sides of Bones McCoy! The fans are behind the PWR veteran, cheering him on as he tries to fight his way out of the predicament he's in. As Rory continues his assault, Bones is able to wriggle his right arm out from beneath his opponent, and gives Rory a hard punch to the side of the head, knocking Rory off of him! The Iceman is holding the side of his head as both men get to their feet, and Bones takes him back down with a Running Clothesline! Rory gets up to get another Running Clothesline, and gets up again to get a Running Clothesline once more! On the third impact, Rory O’Connell stays down. As Bones McCoy reaches down to pull him up, Rory counters by rolling Bones into a Small Package.]]
1…2…KICKOUT
Alpine: Quick thinking by Rory O’Connell there!
Road Block: The best thing that Rory can do out there and give Bones a big kiss than legally Bones can’t fight him anymore.
Alpine: I don’t think that’s how that works.
Road Block: It’s not for me to don’t ask and tell.
[[Both men are to their feet, and lock up in the middle of the ring. Bones McCoy uses his stamina to get the advantage, nailing The Final Solution member with a ring shaking DDT! Bones follows up by mounting Rory's back, and wraps his arm beneath the throat of Rory, locking in a Seated Sleeper Hold! Rory struggles mightily to get out of the hold, clawing his way to the ropes, which are a fingertip away! Bones pulls back harder on the Sleeper, and as Rory's face is turning red, he's able to get his hand on the bottom rope! The Retribution Killer immediately breaks the hold, and motions for Rory to get back up. Rory is slow to get up, so Bones McCoy goes in to pull him up by the head. As he's pulling Rory up, O’Connell delivers a well placed Elbow to the gut of Bones, and pops up to his feet to nail Bones McCoy in the side of the head with a Roundhouse Kick! Rory pulls Bones back up and whips him into the corner, giving him a few Forearm Shots to the face before hanging Bones up in a Tree of Woe! As Bones is upside down, Rory places his boot on his opponent's throat, chocking Bones McCoy, and drawing the ire of the crowd! The ref does the mandatory five count, and Rory let's up on four! He then backs up and gives Bones McCoy a Short Dropkick to the face! Rory then pulls Bones out of the corner, and gives him a few stomps to the chest before mounting the top turnbuckle! Rory leaps off for a full body splash, successfully hitting his opponent! Rory has Bones pinned.]]
1…2…KICKOUT
Alpine: And Rory really pulling out the stops for this one. You have to wonder how much Bones has left.
Road Block: He’s got tons of reserves Alpo. They are just all in college too drunk to help. MILITARY JOKE! BAM!
[[Rory motions with his hands that it's time for Bones McCoy to go down, and stalks his opponent as he waits for him to get up! The crowd is boos as Rory gives Bones a kick to the gut, and locks him into a DDT. Before Rory can deliver the move, though, Bones gives him several Elbows to the side of the head, forcing Rory to drop the hold! As Rory O’Connell holds his head, Bones McCoy steps back and gets a running start, nailing Rory with a High Knee! Bones pulls Rory back up, switches behind him, and gives Rory the Full Nelson Suplex, bridging his back for a pin.]]
1..2..KICKOUT
Alpine: OH MY! There is life in Bones yet!
Road Block: Not a whole helluva lot though. This guy is getting like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade drinking the wrong cup old.
[[The fans are in a frenzy, chanting for Bones McCoy as both him and Rory O’Connell make it back up to their feet. Rory goes in with a wild punch, but Bones blocks it, nailing Rory with a fist of his own! As Rory is staggered, Bones grabs a hold of him, pulling him into a double underhook position! The crowd is roaring loudly as they anticipate the warp driver, but it's for naught, as Rory counters by Back Body Dropping Bones McCoy and escaping the hold!]]
Alpine: Rory DEFINITELY saw what was coming there!
Road Block: Those Scots are sneaky. They could be hiding ANYTHING underneath their skirts!
[[Rory O’Connell has a focused look in his eyes as Bones McCoy gets back up to a vertical base! Once Bones McCoy is up, Rory gives him a kick to the gut, and lifts him up for the Dream Like State of Mind again! Again, Bones is able to slide out of the move by slamming his feet down on Rory’s and quickly sliding to the other side and nailing him with The Patriot!! The fans go wild as Rory is crushed face first into the mat! Bones is barely standing himself after the brutal maneuver but falls for the pin.
1…2…3!!!
Alpine: Bones McCoy has taken this match with that unreal move!
Road Block: Afgani-see-ya-later!
[[As soon as the bell rings, Alexander McIntyre jumps up on the apron again, trying one last time to stop the count, but fails at the last second. McCoy stands up and his hand is raised. He gets a standing ovation from the troops. Rory O'Connell starts crawling away, but McCoy grabs him and drags him back into the ring. McCoy gets a microphone.]]
McCoy: Oh no you don't boy...
[[McCoy goes over and picks up the Enlistment Contract along with a pair of clippers.]]
McCoy: First things first, let's get your signature here on this contract... And then we need to get that head shaved!
[[Rory starts backpedaling and McCoy grabs him again, shoving the contract in his hand. Alexander McIntyre enters the ring and drives an elbow into the back of McCoy's skull. Rory stands up and exits the ring. He tears up the contract and throws it at the soldiers at ringside and then flips them off.]]
Alpine: Oh that's not wise!
[[Several of them start coming over the guardrail.]]
Road Block: It's about to be a war!!!!
[[McIntyre and O'Connell quickly head up the aisle as McCoy gets the microphone.]]
McCoy: TEN-HUT!
[[The group pauses, instantly obeying the command.]]
McCoy: Run if you want, Rory... But you signed the contract, so I will ensure that your name gets on this contract and you are an enlisted man. I see that the presence of these Marines kept the rest of your little group at bay in the back. Get used to running! Get used to living in fear! Because that is going to be your life from now on. The Final Solution started this, and we will end it. You heard Jinx at the beginning of the show... Alex Rettop is here... There's one more piece of the puzzle still missing...and he's in the back right now. Tonight, The Final Solution meets my PERMANENT solution... You've awakened the beast... And the beast is angry...
[[McCoy drops the microphone and leaves the ring, saluting the Marines at ringside before heading to the back.]]
Alpine: Permanent solution?! Is that someone else?
Road Block: I think that is what he's going to call his group... McCoy, Jinx, Alyssa Lee, King Karnival, Tj Jones, Arkia Fisk, Black Death and Alex Rettop... The Permanent Solution. I like it!
Alpine: No, I really think that McCoy was talking about someone else... He said "you've awakened the beast..and the beast is angry."
Road Block: Yeah...Alex Rettop. A shark is a beast, and sharks are hungry...duh.
Alpine: I'm...still not sure about that. Remember also that Jinx pointed to a limousine and said "tonight is his night." Who was in the car?
Road Block: You're making this more difficult than it should be... It was obviously Alex Rettop in the limousine.
Alpine: No, Alex Rettop was under the Axel the Shark mask.
Road Block: Then who was in the car!?
Alpine: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!!
Road Block: That was probably just Kanye West's limousine.
Alpine: A huge contest coming up right now.
Road Block: Is that a fat joke? Because Ian Credible industries WILL sue.
Alpine: That wouldn’t surprise me. Ian Credible has certainly made his way back into the PWR in style but El Gallego is the man who took up the PWR’s cause and is standing in his way.
Road Block: Much like Gallego has stood in the way of making me listen to Push 1 if you speak Spanish
Alpine: But FINALLY Gallego will get his shot after the brutal beating that Ian Credible put on Father Santiago. Both men are ready for this match and it should be something special.
Road Block: MUY CALIENTE!
IAN CREDIBLE VS EL GALLEGO[[The bell rings and both men lock up in the center of the ring. Ian Credible is quick to bring Gallego to the corner. They break the lock up and Credible goes for a big punch, but Gallego ducks it and puts Credible in the corner and starts unleashing punches to Credible. Gallego takes Credible to the ropes and Irish Whips him and Credible comes back, only to get taken down with a back elbow to Credible Jaw. Credible goes down and Gallego covers him.]]
1…KICKOUT
Alpine: Gallego is wasting little time in trying to put away Ian Credible at the start of this match.
Road Block: That’s because he has to get home and check on his wife Lucy. There’s not telling what kind of shenagins she might have gotten into this week.
[[Gallego picks Credible up and throws him into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Credible ducks. Credible comes back and Gallego goes to jump over Ian Credible, but as Gallego Jumps, Credible stops and catches Gallego and nails an Atomic Drop. Gallego grabs his groin and Credible takes Gallego down with a short arm clothesline.]]
Road Block: OH! Ian Credible dropped El Gallego’s sperm count so low right there you would’ve thought he was an Arizona Police Officer deporting his seed.
Alpine: WHAT?!
[[Credible locks in a chin lock and the ref checks on Gallego and Gallego begins stomping his leg on the mat, getting the crowd cheering for him. Gallego is up and elbows his way of the chin lock and runs off into the ropes, but Credible is right there to knee him in the stomach and Gallego flips over to the mat. Ian Credible drops a leg drop across Gallego’s face and covers him.]]
1…2…KICKOUT
Alpine: Quick move by Ian Credible. He has a tendency to stay one step ahead and right now is using that to his advantage.
Road Block: As opposed to using it on Dancing with the Stars?
Alpine: I just meant…
Road Block: SERVED!
[[Ian Credible picks Gallego up and nails a head and arm suplex. Credible goes for another cover.]]
1…2…KICKOUT
Alpine: Gallego following that up with another pin attempt! You can tell he’s starting to get frustrated though!
Road Block: I get frustrated when I go to walmart and buy a cd and it turns out it’s a Hispanic version of it. GIVE EM HELL IAN!
[[Ian Credible stomps on Gallego and pulls him up and throws him to the corner. Credible runs and catches Gallego with a clothesline. Gallego goes to fall out of the corner, but Credible pushes him back in and starts with a series of quick and powerful rights and lefts to the body followed by a devastating upper cut to the esophagus. Gallego falls to the mat and Credible pick him back up and sets him up for a bulldog. Credible runs and Gallego pushes Credible off and Ian hits the corner chest first. Credible stumbles backwards and Gallego rolls Credible up.]
1…2…KICKOUT
Alpine: VERY Close fall there! Gallego using his experience and ring technique to battle his way back into this match.
Road Block: And afterwards he will use a quesadilla maker to battle his way back to indigestion.
[[Ian Credible is up and pissed but El Gallego puts Credible in the corner, punches Credible Twice, pulls his hand back in the air, spits in it and then punches Credible in the face, which sends him to the mat and Credible rolls out to the floor. The fans cheer as Gallego quickly goes after Credible, grabbing his head and smashing it into the ring steps. Credible leans up on the ring and Gallego chops Credible and the fans cheer. Gallego yells out “One More” and chops him again. The fans are backing Gallego and Gallego takes Credible and hooks his arms from behind and brings him to a fan and the fan chops Credible. Credible breaks free screaming at the fans but is met with a soda in the face. Credible starts to charge the fan but Gallego grabs him and rolls him into the ring.]]
Alpine: Ian Credible was going to attack that fan!
Road Block: He was asking for it.
Alpine: HE WAS 10!
Road Block: Oh what are you, Chris Hanson all the sudden?
[[Gallego rolls back into the ring, but Credible cuts him off with attacking him. Credible picks Gallego up and lifts him up for a suplex, and holds him for about 10 seconds before dropping him with a brain buster. Credible then hits the ropes before dropping down on Gallego, and lands his knee’s in Gallego’s face and hooks Gallego’s leg.]]
1…2…KICKOUT
Alpine: ANOTHER near fall in this match! These two are desperate to put each other away.
Road Block: I’ll never let go Jack! I’ll never let go.
Alpine: Titanic.
Road Block: So sad. Fat bitch should’ve moved over.
[[Credible picks Gallego up and delivers a hammerlock body slam, then Ian puts his boot on Gallego’s face and rakes his eyes with it. Credible gets Gallego up and picks him up for a running power slam, but Gallego fights out of it and lands behind Ian Credible. Ian turns and Gallego kicks him in the gut and drops him with a DDT! The fans cheer and both guys lay still and the ref counts. 1...2...3…4...5..6...7..8.…Both are up to their feet. Gallego punches Credible to the ropes and throws him into the opposite ropes and catches him with a huge standing dropkick to Ian’s face. Gallego covers.]]
1…2…KICKOUT.
Alpine: SO DAMN CLOSE! El Gallego nearly had that one!
Road Block: Yeah he was so close he might have snuck that in the back of someone’s Toyota with a tarp covered over him.
[[Gallego is up and waits for Credible to get up. Credible pulls himself up in the corner and Gallego goes for a spear, but Credible moves and Gallego stops himself from hitting the corner. Gallego turns and Credible kicks him and goes for a power bomb, but before Credible can lift Gallego up, Gallego trips Credible by grabbing his legs and locks in the Southwest Siesta! The fans explode as Credible screams and fights the pain. Credible is close to the ropes and is quick to grab it. Gallego lets go and goes to pick Credible up from behind, and Credible swings his leg back and low blows Gallego. The ref doesn’t see it and Credible grabs Gallego for the Ian Fatuation. Credible pauses before doing the move and Gallego pushes Credible off who bounces off the ropes and nails the Spine Buster in the middle of the ring. Fans cheer like mad and Gallego goes over to Credible’s head. Ian starts to come to and Gallego quickly grabs him to lock in the Southwest Siesta once more but Ian Credible grabs Gallego’s arm and pulls him forward into a backslide pin! Gallego stuggles to kick out but Ian Credible props himself up on the ropes!]]
1…2…3!!
WINNER: IAN CREDIBLE via PINFALL @ 16 minutes 12 seconds.
Alpine: OH MY GOD! IAN CREDIBLE JUST CHEATED HIS WAY TO VICTORY!
Road Block: Turn about is fair play. Gallego cheated himself to citizenship. At least this time America won.
Alpine: Ian is from England.
Road Block: USA! USA! USA!
[[Gallego shoves Ian off of him who is gloating in the ring! El Gallego is pleading with the referee trying to tell him to continue to the match but is only met with the Ian Vincable from behind! Gallego is laying prone in the ring as Ian Credible forces the referee to hold up his hand in victory.]]
Alpine: This is sickening. Gallego is a legend. He doesn’t deserve this.
Road Block: And I don’t deserve to have to eat an entire roll of tums just because I want Taco Bell. World ain’t fair alpo. Deal with it.
[[Backstage in the parking lot Wilkins and Exile are nervously waiting for an arrival.]]
Exile: This is gonna be...awesome.
Wilkins: Totally awesome.
Exile: On a scale of 1 to 10. It'll be an awesome.
Wilkins: How badly do you want to see The Viking King's face?
Exile: Awesomely.
Wilkins: We should probably stop saying awesome.
Exile: Awesome. WHAT? I'm excited.
Wilkins: Shut up. He's here.
[[Both men stop to see a large black limo pull into the covered parking lot area as Exile and Wilkins make thier way over to the door and open it.]]
Exile: Are we glad to see you.
Wilkins: Awesome.
[[The feed cuts back to the announcers.]]
Alpine: Who the hell could be in that limo?
Road Block: BRAD PITT!
Alpine: Why would it be Brad Pitt?
Road Block: Ah...why WOULDN'T it be?
Alpine: Because...forget it. Well folks this next match promises to be a doozy. After Black Death lost the Revolution X title to Robb McBride at CWC Golden Dreams there has been a void that Death along with Josh Madrid and Romulus have been clamoring over.
Road Block: Like 3 dogs going after a steak. Well...the opportunity to eventually have a steak. JUST FEED THE DAMN DOGS!
Alpine: Madrid has even expelled Romulus to clear the path for him. Black Death wants nothing more than to be rid of these men who have hounded him for the past month and all of them want that shot at gold.
